GOLDMAN’S
BULLDOG
PRESENTS
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IT'S NOBODY!’S
UNIVERSE,
BUT YOU’RE
WELCOME TO VISIT!
AND
IT’S FREE!
“IT’S
WHERE IT’S
HAPPENING!”
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“No
non-humorous account of reality
can be complete.”
“Speculative
science is fiction science
until it
ceases to be speculative!”
Where “NOBODIES EVERYWHERE!”
can “friend”
Nobody!
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on Images below to Visit)
“Nobody!’s
genius was to realize that
science was comedy!”
Nobody at the University of Clown Science
(“The
Science of Clowns! The Clowns of Science!”)


“Nobody!
writes his own reviews.
Saves us time and paper!”
Nobody at The
New York Times

“Nobody!
writes popular science
for people who aren’t
interested in science.
Who knew there was a market?”
Nobody at Popular Science
Magazine
“We
think that Nobody! made it all up
and then called it
non-fiction!”
Nobody at The
Skeptical Inquirer Magazine

“First, God; then, Lucius Fox; now, Mr. Wizard.
It’s pretty obvious that Morgan Freeman created the universe,
then tinkered with it, and now he’s explaining it to us!”
Nobody burrowing Through the Wormhole
“There’s
trouble in River City!
A Nobody! book is the Cliffs Notes
version!”
Nobody at Cliffs Notes

“Nobody!
puts the hag back
in science hagiography!”
Nobody in
Eastwick

“Science
humor is
the sword!”
Nobody at
Bic Pens

“Nobody!
makes Anonymous irrelevant!”
Nobody at Warner
Books
“Irreverent--No!--Irrelevant
common sense!
Nobody! Knows!”
Nobody at
“Rolling Stones”
Magazine
“Nobody!
writes for the cheap seats!”
Nobody at cheapseats.com
“You
call this crap art?”
Nobody at Cow-Pie
Clocks

“It
Might Be Nobody!”
Nobody at the
Ig Nobel
Prize Ceremony

“It
Might Not!”
Nobody at the
Skeptics Society Annual
“Let’s
Eat Nobody! for Breakfast”
Dinner
AUTHOR’S PHOTO*

To maintain his anonymity,
Nobody! likes to pretend that he’s
Steve Martin
(“to
throw the paparazzi off the scent”).
To be clear, Nobody! is NOT Steve Martin!
* So far, nobody has expressed an interest in Nobody!
’s
identity,
but several people have expressed an interest in his hat.
Very discerning. It
’s
a Brent Black
Panama hat--the world
’s
finest.
